Post by Aleksander Velarus on Nov 9, 2013 11:40:14 GMT
This was indeed a boring day, the pub was closed today. Since Alex had nothing better to do he was going towards the pub. A fishing pole in one hand and in the other one a hot pumpkin spice latte that he just bought from Starbucks. He had to do something out of boredom so he literally went out to fish for some girls. It was more like a joke but he wanted to see if he actually manages to catch someone with this, it would really make his day if a white girl grabs the cup of coffee and he actually manages to pull the string a bit. He might laugh so much that he might fall from where he wants to stay in order to do something like this.
He got to the pub and climbed where the logo is; sitting on it he tied the cup of coffee to the fishing pole and then using the wheel on it he slowly lowered the cup of coffee until it was at about two meters above the ground. Now all he had to do was play the waiting game. He was sure that those that would see him right now think that he is strange, but it didn’t matter to him; when you are bored you do anything you can to just escape that boredom, otherwise you could die because of it.
Lowering from time to time the cup, and lifting it up; just like you would do with real bait when you want to catch some fishes, you have to move the bait so the fish won’t go suspicious. In our case the bait was the pumpkin spice latte and the fish was the white girl. This is one of the stereotypes he found out about while looking on the internet and it seems that white girls enjoy pumpkin spice latte the most. A real fisherman has to know everything about the thing he wants to catch. Alex knew the perfect bait, knew how the catch looks and knew that they always travel in groups of at least three, carrying bags with clothes that they would wear only once and after that throw them away.